The most intelligent being ever conceived. Its psychic powers are strong enough to enslave entire human populations.
- Ornithorax is frequently mentioned in the news ticker. As soon as it is introduced in the game, random people all over the world start saying "All hail Ornithorax", implying that their minds are being controlled. Later, even Worldwide News itself starts repeating that phrase.
- The news ticker mentions an "Anti-ornithorax resistance", a group that asks people to wear tin foil hats to protect themselves from brain waves.
- This is followed by the news networks that are being controlled by Ornithorax posting fake news urging people to take off their tin foil hats.
- News networks being controlled by Ornithorax include OrnithoraxNews, OrnithoraxNetwork and Cosmopolithorax.